7 FUNNY Habits that You Can Only Find in Egerton

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1. Exile


Hello team exile! This had to be my number one! It is totally okay to let one roommate ‘walk around’ campus while you and your sweetie have the room but throwing three roommates and four pirates is not only embarrassing but just embarrassing. I mean, it’s like a Rugby 7’s team knowing who you are gonna bang ,imagine the stares she gets when the seven-a -side team plus their clan bump into her along Njokerio road. Exilers may help introverts get a chance to visit the Buruburu TV room yet again the thought of extending past stipulated time is eerie. Ain’t nothing as annoying as knocking the door seventy times seven without response.

2. Freeze my love, freeze.


Mapenzi ya baridi.*chuckles*Love is good. Love is kind. Love is definitely patient. The patience it takes to cuddle in the cold of the night on those KCB benches is incredible yawa. I understand it’s hard to leave bae, neither is recovering from pneumonia. What if a snake happens to bite you when you are encrypted to a bush ?Cut down the loose ends on your keep- left in relationship and let the cold catch you on your way from the Library.

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3. Kukaa tu


egertonThis one is a classic. Have you ever called your friend at noon and they told you ‘Nimekaa tu’. They are not reading, not sleeping neither are they eating. Amekaa tu.This habit of idling is not so good for a campus student. It is not so impressive getting a grown up sitting on a chair in the middle of the room ‘just sitting’ and staring at the blank ceiling. I mean, even kids sleep when they have nothing to do.

4. Freeze and shine


Ladies where ya at? I know we are comfortable in showing our perfect skin but donning a sleeveless peplum without a jacket on a cold morning will bring you pneumonia! Trench coats were invented for this weather in Njoro and that is why they are sold at Maish’s Boutique in Njokerio. Pay him a visit and tell him referred you so that I can get a discount when I visit next.

5. Kuomba chumvi kitchenette


This line would have lost its meaning had I written it in English but there is this annoying lot of shopping phobic students (mostly guys) who haven’t contemplated that ‘ngumu’ and salt are actually the same price! A lady who does this is a disgrace to womanhood. This guy, let us call him Njoro, will not only ask for your salt at the same time everyday but also have the audacity to make courtesy calls.”Sasa mrembo, uko na salt?” is his preferred pick up line. Woe unto you if he becomes your regular and crams your face. This could be a potential husband but then again the thought of having to run to your neighbor’s when salt runs out disqualifies him automatically.

6. Wi-Fi Abusers


Hello Brother, you accumulated your loan and bought a laptop. Bingo! Now, are you going to download ten episodes of Arrows and the Rwanda Genocide documentary at the same damn time! Some of us just want to blog and do away with it. Kindly consider the welfare of other users. There is a reason it is free and public you know.

7. Earphone singers and Loudspeaker ‘mumus’


Guilty as charged. Come on! Sometimes the song is just too sweet all you want to do is sing along. Except singing a Taylor swift song with your Suzanna Owiyo key hurts the ear. Some people have perfected the art of using the loudspeaker, anywhere! It’s no fun cooking in the kitchenette and a Pumwani choir fan spoils your mood with loud music from an Itel phone. Manners, sir, manners please.
Until next time, long live Egerton!

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  1. one provoking thing that is actually not embrassing in egerton is bouncing of trips which are educational not leisure that the claim no funds when we know ur motto is zero balance. Can somebody tell me what is going on.

  2. It is a very obnoxious and inhuman act to kill such innocent beings.Abortion cases in campuses have caused discomfitures and discomposures among the innocent Kenyans who find it cumbersome to condone such and I invite public health sector to indulge necessarily. At times we blame ladies but it’s high time we started putting blames both on the hawk and the chick.Why do you go sleeping around with ladies without protection when you know that you can’t stand the responsibility. This does not either guarantee ladies to keep the pregnancy when they already know what awaits.There is no need of allowing the pregnancy to grow for that Long only to abort when it is few weeks to birth.Damn it! An action that will be auctioned by the Vice chancellor will be put in place beginning next semester to register all pregnant ladies, custodians are advised to take keen watch over ladies.Should any abortion take place,we will be going through our records to Confirm the conditions of the registered pregnancies. We will curb this,I give my word. Abortion is a criminal offence that will be dealt with per square inches in a legal way. We won’t relent. It is enough! Omollo.

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