The Kenyan delegation escorting the 4th President of the Republic of Kenya was coprised of the Sonko Rescue Team. This is a team made up of a comrade in the name of Mike Sonko, who happens to be the Nairobi Senator and the rest. Their mission seems to be simple at the Netherlands’ based court – maybe course havoc and be caught!
But before the law caught up with Hon. Sonko and the team, the cameras did….Sonko and the ladies were on the front-line with the Uhuru banner in the background…. the ladies seem determined to get back to Kenya ASAP with Mr Uhuru Kenyatta.
Senator Mike Sonko had to kind of get the directions to the court from this Hague Cop. Seems the cop knew what kind of person the USIU comrade is. he had to show him the way.
And the Rescue Team broke into dance. You can only imagine the Traditional Songs these guys are dancing to…who said mother tongue can’t be exported? These are the hustlers of Kenya live in the Hague.
Is Hague as smelly as Kibera? Mike Sonko must have been reminded of the skeletons in his Nairobi closet…so he chose to keep mum and communicate thruogh the placard….but wait, his face had to really show how the place smelt. No wonder Moses Kuria tweeted that Hague isn’t a place for Kenyans and the people are as hostile as….?
Before he went into the frying pan, Mr Kenyatta had to jump thruogh the fire of a presser. I am wondering whether he was Mr or H.E! But the blessings were needed so much because Amicus Curiae Githu Muigai had been locked out in spite of his pleas.
It’s important that when you are at the Hague, you use all your body parts to communicate! Here, our fellow comrade, had to use the Kenyan Header style of communication….talk of Youth Employment and think of the guy who worked on that head!
And Mr Sonko had to address the comrades accompanying him….With his Kenyan shades, I bet the comrades at the Hague had to lie down for Mr Sonko to see them. That’s the Kenyan style of addressing Press Conferences.