Queen of England Complains about PLO Lumumba’s English Statement on South Africa’s Xenophobic Killings


Dear comrades, if you thought you know the foreign language in the name of English then the hardworking Magazine Reel team is here to prove you wrong. Continue reading but remember to read word by word…

“The ongoing attacks on foreigners in South Africa (xenophobia) is a miasma of a deprecated apothesis of a hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a malodorous excresence of mobocracy. With all termagant
ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, their knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.

Therefore, the lampooning is cest in deja vu, deja vu peret ologomabia”.

Prof. PLO Lumumba is an Advocate of the High Courts of Kenya and Tanzania and Law Lecturer at the Faculty of Law, University of Nairobi.

He is one of the Trustees and the Executive Director of the African Institute of Leaders and Leadership, Nairobi, Kenya. He received his LL.B and LL.M Degrees in Law at the University of Nairobi, followed by a PhD in the Laws of the Sea at the University of Ghent in Belgium.

Prof. PLO Lumumba has attended several merit trainings including at the Afoul Wallenburg Institute at the University of Lund, in Sweden (Human Rights), Commonwealth Young Lawyers Course at the Institute of Advanced Legal Studies (University of London), International Committee of the Red Cross for University Teachers in Geneva (Humanitarian Law), The International Visitors Programmes in the United States of America among others.

PLO Lumumba  has lectured at the United States International University, Nairobi, the University of Nairobi, Widener University (USA) Nairobi Summer Programs.

PLO Lumumba who was a Student Leader in his student days has also served in the Law Society of Kenya and has received recognition by the Law Society of Kenya and the International Commission of Jurists (Kenya Chapter) as a member in good standing.

PLO Lumumba is a renowned legal practitioner recognized by peers as a leading litigator in Constitutional Law and Judicial Review Cases. Ha also has been recognized by the Kenya- USA Society as a Leader in the mould of Dr. Martin Luther King Jnr. With several thousand speeches on diverse subjects delivered in and outside Kenya, Lumumba is recognized as one of the leading public speakers in Kenya. His selected speeches will be released in book form under the title ‘PLO Lumumba Foundation’

PLO Lumumba is also the founder of several organizations including the  PLO Lumumba Foundation, a charitable organization that has been in operation since 1990. TheAssociation of the Citizens Against Corruption (ACAC), Movement for Dialogue and Non- Violence (MODAN), The African Institute of Leaders and Leadership (AILL), a Trustee of Ufadhili Trust and a Director of Makini Schools.

Well comrades, thats it. So now you know that you are as clueless as Chelsea against Newcastle when it comes to English.




  1. thats plo’s oratory and unique skills which have so far graced and boggled the minds of the Africans. I call it ”eardeafening,mindblowing and a psycological mayheem to those who know less about lumumba and live under the rocks. Kudos prof you inspired me in all aspects and steps in my life.i like your credentials and adore you in all ways. I wish to see your own dictionary with the title ”PLO DICTIONARY FIRST EDITIONl” congrats

  2. you are my numbr one mentor. i like every word of eng you speaks.wish one day to meet you and mentor others just as you does to me. keep up proffessa

  3. i am Clinton Nyumah from Liberia i just love Pro Lumumba i believe in you so much you are my mentor. your credential is so rich i wonder if some one around the global world is like you. you are equivalent to all the great men in the world

  4. iam inspired by his high level of wisdom, knowledge and intelegentsia…i always listern to his speeches more especially where he talks about beuty industry in Africa….Prof,u r my role model n i wanna meet you oneday.

  5. My first time to hear pro Lumumba’s speech was 2014 when I was a class five .The language itself attracted me and the speech dissolved in my hurt such that I stopped what I was doing and stared at the TV .From this day I have been following his speech .
    I have just looked to one of your speech pro you delivered when in Liberia .Surely you deserve to be a Leader of great men.
    you have been my mentor all the time and especially whenever I prepare to give a speech to Kenyans .

  6. The ease and eloquence with which PLO weaves the Queens language is just amazing and awe inspiring. His gift of the garb coated in Shakespearean lingo makes for interesting listening. Every time he opens his mouth, he brings a whole new experience to the English language. Viva La Emperor de English!!📚📚📒📑📓📕📗📜📔📝

  7. Your speeches sharpen my language to greatest extent sir, your sweet selection of words, phrases and the contemporary context of your language, your uprightness and honesty.
    ….a big inspiration. loking forwad to meet you one day.

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