RETROSEXUALS CORNER: As UON Students Shoot Porn ,KU Counterparts Masturbate in the Washrooms

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Its Thursday again,welcome to the award winning column here on Magazine Reel,Kenya’s best Online campus news hub.Many thanks for joining us once more.

Credit to out guest writer Winnie Bhakita who came in last week to pull out a big story .For those who thought the movement was all about Men,that was for you.She talked of ladies who keep their armpits bushy! A cough in all times.

Today we are getting back to The university of Nairobi,the university that boasts of being the best in Kenya.We will then drop by Thuku’s territory and talk about a thing or two.Welcome on board,Retrosexuals corner caravan begins now.

Now this is what most university of Nairobi ladies are doing as I write this.They left their villages to town to get the much needed knowledge just like any other student. Living in town some how proved a little bit tricky and they had to do all it takes to catch up with the latest trend in the city in the sun.Most of them have resorted to shooting pornographic movies along River road next to the Nairobi River bridge.

Sources confirm that for one clip shot ,the damsels are paid Ksh.50,000 save for special cases where a lady opts to have her face covered which attracts Ksh.10000. After a session the lady walks away with a whooping good amount, cash which she spends for a period of one month. Its not a normal month, its a month of raving in Mombasa, Kisumu and the top clubs in Nairobi as she looks up to the next deal.

Do not mistake the ladies out there in flashy clothing and cars for business students at Strathmore university.The porn business at the university of Nairobi is not a preserve of the ladies, the men too are in this business. They are paid Ksh.30,000 for each episode shot with the faces open infront of the cameras while Ksh.10,000 is given if they decide to have their faces sealed.What shocks us more is that the same clip are sold in the streets at a price of Ksh.150.

As Retrosexuals we condemn such acts in the strongest words ever. No human being in their right sense should sell their body at whatever price. We call upon the Nairobi county Governor Evans Kidero to move in and rescue the affected students from this porn waves that is now taking over town.

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Secondly,we move to the Kahawa based Kenyatta university where it is reported that most pipes in the washrooms are  currently blocked, not by soaps or bathing nets but by Semen. An indication that a big number of students within the Olive Mugenda led Varsity masturbate.

The university administration has noted with concerns this peculiar activity. They have through the accommodation department called upon the affected students to do the act in their bedrooms. The university management has also noted that the washrooms and the drains are not built in a way that they can withstand semen. As this piece goes on air,a fee increment is in the offing to cater for the repair of the drains. But why do most men masturbate? Well, a majority are on it for self pleasure and satisfaction. At least that is what uncle Google tells us when we inquire.

As Retrosexuals we are against the act and we are calling upon the students involved to seize tomorrow if not now. There is no point of an innocent student missing a bath because of water problems caused by semen clogged in the drainage pipes. It is worrying to note that KU Comrades must have had a bathing escapade with semen mixed with water. No wonder they have been complaining of foamy water in showers and taps.

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That marks the end of the Retrosexuals corner today. Join us on twitter @KoyoOdongo and @MagazinelReel. Keep the hashgtag strictly #RerosexualsCorner and lets keep on talking on this. Tell us what the situation is like in your university.

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